In The Halls Of Justice The Only

Darwin's Theory Is As Dead As He Is. Everyone Is Surviving, Fit Or Not. Years Ago, Any Kid Dumb Enough To Chase A Shiny Object Down A Well Was Dead, And Out Of The Gene Pool. Now They Got The Technology And Medicine To Save The Fool So He Can Breed More Open Mouth Breathers.

The Crooks Downtown Figured Out That Comedy Is Like A Hammer. It Can Put Up A Barn And It Can Knock Down A Wall. So They Bought It Outright And Marketed It As Comedy Central.

Let Me Tell You The Truth: The Truth Is What Is. And What Should Be Is A Fantasy A Terrible, Terrible Lie That Someone Gave The People Long Ago.

Every Tribe Needs A Good Front Man To Sell The Program. Who Better To Convince The Middle East To Give Up The Oil, Than A Brown Man With A Muslim Name?

In The Halls Of Justice The Only Justice Is In The Halls.