In The Halls Of Justice The Only

Once You Sleep On Feathers You Can't Go Back To Sleeping On The Floor.

Marijuana Will Be Legal Some Day, Because The Many Law Students Who Now Smoke Pot Will Someday Become Congressmen And Legalize It In Order To Protect Themselves.

I'll Die Young, But It's Like Kissing God.

I've Talked To Biblical Cats, And Neanderthals Who Been Here Since Day One. No One Here Has Even Seen The Big Boss. Ever.

You Are A White. The Imperial Wizard. Now, If You Don't Think This Is Logic You Can Burn Me On The Fiery Cross. This Is The Logic: You Have The Choice Of Spending Fifteen Years Married To A Woman, A Black Woman Or A White Woman. Fifteen Years Kissing And Hugging And Sleeping Real Close On Hot Nights. With A Black, Black Woman Or A White, White Woman. The White Woman Is Kate Smith. And The Black Woman Is Lena Horne. So You're Not Concerned With Black Or White Anymore, Are You? You Are Concerned With How Cute Or How Pretty. Then Let's Really Get Basic And Persecute Ugly People!