Miami Beach Is Where Neon Goes To

All My Humor Is Based Upon Destruction And Despair.

Communism Is Like One Big Phone Company.

If You Believe There Is A God, A God That Made Your Body, And Yet You Think That You Can Do Anything With That Body That's Dirty, Then The Fault Lies With The Manufacturer.

Communism Is Just One Big Telephone Company.

That's Where The Conflict Starts. We All Want For A Wife A Combination Sunday School Teacher And A $500-a-night Hooker.