Miami Beach Is Where Neon Goes To

I Tried The Religion Scam In Miami, So I Know How Hard That Gig Is. But, If You Can Get It To Work, Starting Your Own Religion Is A License To Print Money.

The Only Honest Art Form Is Laughter, Comedy. You Can't Fake It.

There Are No Dirty Words, Only Dirty Minds.

If You Can Take The Hot Lead Enema, Then You Can Cast The First Stone.

I Credit The Motion Picture Industry As The Strongest Environmental Factor In Molding The Children Of My Day.