Miami Beach Is Where Neon Goes To

The Crooks Downtown Figured Out That Comedy Is Like A Hammer. It Can Put Up A Barn And It Can Knock Down A Wall. So They Bought It Outright And Marketed It As Comedy Central.

Faith Is To The Human What Sand Is To The Ostrich.

Every Group, Every System Has A Set Of Values And Morals And When You Get Outside Those, Then The Alarms Ring. I Was Politically Incorrect To 95% Of The Country; Luckily My 5% Had The Bread To Come See Me.

I Want To Perform An Unnatural Act.

Koolaid Is Goyish. All Drake's Cakes Are Goyish. Pumpernickel Is Jewish, And, As You Know, White Bread Is Very Goyish. Instant Potatoes - Goyish. Black Cherry Soda's Very Jewish. Macaroons Are Very Jewish - Very Jewish Cake. Fruit Salad Is Jewish. Lime Jell-o Is Goyish. Lime Soda Is Very Goyish. Trailer Parks Are So Goyish That Jews Won't Go Near Them.