You Know There's No Crooked Politicians. There's

I Know What "custody" [of The Children] Means. "get Even." That's All Custody Means. Get Even With Your Old Lady.

If There Was Absolute Freedom, People Would Run Over Babies And Charge Admission.

I Think It's About Time We Gave Up Religion And Got Back To God.

There Are Never Enough I Love You's.

I'm Not A Comedian. I'm Lenny Bruce.