In School I Was Pretty Quiet. Kinda

I Had Never Done A Roast, But I Really Wanted To, Because It's So Different From Standup.

No One Wants To Drown. Drowning Would Be The Worst. Cause Everyone Knows That Feeling. That Feeling, Oh It's The Worst... When You Think You're Drowning.

Every Great Thing Starts With An Idea, Followed By A Doubt And Finally A Resolve To Abandon Or Pursue. Victory Is A Treacherous Journey.

Some People Give You That Motivation To Work Harder Simply To Get The Hell Away From Wherever They Are.

When Somebody Says I Wouldn't Change A Thing They're Thinking Of Something They Would Change.