In School I Was Pretty Quiet. Kinda

When You Are Doing Stand-up Comedy, You Are The Writer, Producer, Director, Sometimes Bouncer.

I've Lived (in La) For So Long, I Don't Even Know What Is Real And What Isn't Anymore.

I Don't Have To Do Anything For Anyone Else's Benefit Anymore. I Just Want To Exceed My Own Expectations.

When You Don't Have Love, It's Like There's A Party Going On, And Everybody Was Invited, Except For You. And You Just Happened To Be Walking By That House In The Rain...

Are There Glass Shards In My Anus?!