I Work With A Lot Of Kids.

I Do Think I Am Funny, Or I Wouldn't Be Where I Am Today. I Do Think There Is Always Room For Improvement And Learning.

Ex-girlfriends Will Find Themselves In My New Routine. Sometimes They Like That, And Sometimes They Definitely Do Not. But Comedians Should Come With A Giant Warning Or Disclaimer: If You Date Me, It Will Be In My Act.

Why Do Bad Guys In Movies Always Love To Whistle Really Slowly?

I Can Smell Bullshit From A Mile Away But It's So Much Harder To Detect When It's Around You All Day.

When You Swear To God, Its True ... Right Now God Is Watching And Saying, This Is True.