You Know You're Lazy When You Run

It's An Incredible Feeling Falling In Love Someone Who Doesn't Know You Exist.

You Know Your Girls Up To No Good When Her And Her Friends Make A Pact To Post Nothing On Instagram.

We Never Had A Pool, Right. So One Summer, I Remember. My Dad, To Make Me Happy. You Know I Was Bummed Out Cause We Didn't Have The Pool. So One Summer He Bought Us This Thing. It Was Yellow, You Laid It On The Lawn, Sprayed It With The Water, Run Across. Slip N' Slide. Yeah. Would Have Been Fun If Dad Checked For Rocks Before He Laid It Down! Slip N' Bleed From The Anus They Should Have Called This Ride.

My Grandmother Died Of Natural Causes. Or As My Family Calls It Murdered By The Lord.

We All Hope For Breakthrough Rebirth Moments.