I Don't Hate Anyone. I Simply Block

A Couple Of Days Back, I Got Into A Car Accident. Not My Fault. Even If It's Not Your Fault, The Other Person Gets Out Of Their Car And Looks At You Like It's Your Fault: Why Did You Stop At A Red Light And Let Me Hit You Doing 80!

I Can't Do Anything! I Can't Even Have An English Muffin!

I Can't Watch A Woman Play With Herself - To Me, It Looks Like A Dj Working The Turntables... Dj Diddles.

If A Kid Is Really Interested In Wanting To Have A Career In Aviation, He's Actually Learning And Getting Some Of The [basics], Not Even Just Fringe. There Are Things In Here That Movie [planes] About Like The Pulp Of An Engine, And It's The Actual Engine, The Actual Parts And Pieces. So I Felt Like I Got Schooled As Well. I Learned A Lot Just Being In There And Doing That.

I Think That People Who Do Enjoy My Stand-up Comedy And The People Who Get It And The People Who Are Taken In By It, They See That I'm A Guy That Has Love Of The Game.