In My Lifetime I've Been To Bed

Only Good Girls Keep Diaries. Bad Girls Don't Have Time.

I'm Not Childless, Darling. I Am Childfree.

I'm The Foe Of Moderation, The Champion Of Excess. If I May Lift A Line From A Die-hard Whose Identity Is Lost In The Shuffle, 'i'd Rather Be Strongly Wrong Than Weakly Right.'

[to The Critic Who Wrote A Negative Review:] I Am Sitting In The Smallest Room Of The House. Your Review Is Before Me. Soon It Will Be Behind Me.

Say Anything About Me, Darling, As Long As It Isn't Boring.