I Detest Acting Because It Is Sheer

If You Really Want To Help The American Theater, Don't Be An Actress, Dahling. Be An Audience.

I Read Shakespeare And The Bible, And I Can Shoot Dice. That's What I Call A Liberal Education.

Going Down On A Woman Gives Me A Stiff Neck, Going Down On A Man Gives Me Lockjaw And Conventional Sex Gives Me Claustrophobia.

I Detest Acting Because It Is Sheer Drudgery.

Fill What Is Empty, Empty What Is Full, And Scratch Where It Itches.