I Detest Acting Because It Is Sheer

I'm Not At My Best When I Moralize Or Philosophize. Logic Is Elusive, Especially To One Who So Rarely Uses It.

[to The Critic Who Wrote A Negative Review:] I Am Sitting In The Smallest Room Of The House. Your Review Is Before Me. Soon It Will Be Behind Me.

I'll Come And Make Love To You At Five O'clock. If I'm Late, Start Without Me.

For Acting, Darlings, Is The World's Most Perilous Trade. Compared With Actors, Steeple Jacks And Deep-sea Divers Lead Snug And Placid Lives.

I Read Shakespeare And The Bible, And I Can Shoot Dice. That's What I Call A Liberal Education.