I Detest Acting Because It Is Sheer

I'm The Foe Of Moderation, The Champion Of Excess. If I May Lift A Line From A Die-hard Whose Identity Is Lost In The Shuffle, 'i'd Rather Be Strongly Wrong Than Weakly Right.'

Too Many Of Our Countrymen Rejoice In Stupidity, Look Upon Ignorance As A Badge Of Honor. They Condemn Everything They Don't Understand.

I Read Shakespeare And The Bible, And I Can Shoot Dice. That's What I Call A Liberal Education.

Say Anything About Me, Darling, As Long As It Isn't Boring.

If You Really Want To Help The American Theater, Don't Be An Actress, Dahling. Be An Audience.