Acting Is A Form Of Confession.

Going Down On A Woman Gives Me A Stiff Neck, Going Down On A Man Gives Me Lockjaw And Conventional Sex Gives Me Claustrophobia.

If I Had To Live My Life Again, I'd Make The Same Mistakes, Only Sooner.

They Say It's The Good Girls Who Keep Diaries. The Bad Girls Never Have The Time. Me, I Just Wanna Live A Life I'm Gonna Remember Even If I Don't Write It Down.

It's One Of The Tragic Ironies Of The Theatre That Only One Man In It Can Count On Steady Work - The Night Watchman.

Say Anything About Me, Darling, As Long As It Isn't Boring.