Acting Is A Form Of Confession.

Nobody Can Be Exactly Like Me. Sometimes Even I Have Trouble Doing It.

It's The Good Girls Who Keep Diaries; The Bad Girls Never Have The Time.

All My Life I've Been Terrible At Remembering People's Names. I Once Introduced A Friend Of Mine As Martini. Her Name Was Actually Olive.

Cocaine Isn't Habit Forming. I Should Know - I've Been Using It For Years.

Whatever You Have Read I Have Said Is Almost Certainly Untrue, Except If It Is Funny, In Which Case I Definitely Said It.