If I Had To Live My Life

I'll Come And Make Love To You At Five O'clock. If I'm Late, Start Without Me.

If I Were Well Behaved, I'd Die Of Boredom.

I Have Three Phobias Which, Could I Mute Them, Would Make My Life As Slick As A Sonnet, But As Dull As Ditch Water: I Hate To Go To Bed, I Hate To Get Up, And I Hate To Be Alone.

Will Tv Kill The Theater? If The Programs I Have Seen, Save For "kukla, Fran And Ollie," The Ball Games And The Fights, Are Any Criterion, The Theater Need Not Wake Up In A Cold Sweat.

It's The Good Girls Who Keep Diaries; The Bad Girls Never Have The Time.