If I Had To Live My Life

I've Been Called Many Things, But Never An Intellectual.

I Have Three Phobias Which, Could I Mute Them, Would Make My Life As Slick As A Sonnet, But As Dull As Ditch Water: I Hate To Go To Bed, I Hate To Get Up, And I Hate To Be Alone.

I Have Three Phobias ...: I Hate Going To Bed, Get Up And Hate Hate Being Alone.

They Say It's The Good Girls Who Keep Diaries. The Bad Girls Never Have The Time. Me, I Just Wanna Live A Life I'm Gonna Remember Even If I Don't Write It Down.

I Detest Acting Because It Is Sheer Drudgery.