If I Had To Live My Life

Here's A Rule I Recommend: Never Practice Two Vices At Once.

I Have Enemies I've Never Met - That's Fame.

It's One Of The Tragic Ironies Of The Theatre That Only One Man In It Can Count On Steady Work - The Night Watchman.

[on Being Asked In Her Later Years If She Were Tallulah:] I'm What's Left Of Her, Dahling.

Going Down On A Woman Gives Me A Stiff Neck, Going Down On A Man Gives Me Lockjaw And Conventional Sex Gives Me Claustrophobia.