If I Had To Live My Life

Of Course Cocaine Is Not Adictive, Darling. I Should Know, I've Been Doing It For Years.

I Read Shakespeare And The Bible, And I Can Shoot Dice. That's What I Call A Liberal Education.

Bette [davis] And I Are Good Friends. There's Nothing I Wouldn't Say To Her Face - Both Of Them.

[on Being Asked In Her Later Years If She Were Tallulah:] I'm What's Left Of Her, Dahling.

I Have Three Phobias Which, Could I Mute Them, Would Make My Life As Slick As A Sonnet, But As Dull As Ditch Water: I Hate To Go To Bed, I Hate To Get Up, And I Hate To Be Alone.