Time Wounds All Heels.

Room Service? Send Up A Larger Room.

I'd Have Liked To Have Gone To Bed With Jean Harlow. She Was A Beautiful Broad. The Fellow Who Married Her Was Impotent And He Killed Himself. I Would Have Done The Same Thing.

Before I Speak, I Have Something Important To Say.

I Was Going To Thrash Them Within An Inch Of Their Lives, But I Didn't Have A Tape Measure.

Home Is Where You Hang Your Head.