Time Wounds All Heels.

I'm Not Going To Pay Good Money To Join A Club That Lets In People Like Me.

This Would Be A Better Place For Children If Parents Had To Eat Spinach.

Outside Of A Dog, A Book Is A Man's Best Friend. Inside Of A Dog It's Too Dark To Read.

If You Take Cranberries And Stew Them Like Apple Sauce, It Tastes Much More Like Prunes Than Rhubarb Does.

Television Is Where You Watch People In Your Living Room That You Would Not Want Near Your House.