Time Wounds All Heels.

I Must Say I Find Television Very Educational. The Minute Somebody Turns It On, I Go To The Library And Read A Good Book. Another Version I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book. Another Version I Find Television Very Educational. Every Time Someone Turns It On, I Go In The Other Room And Read A Book.

Many Years Ago I Chased A Woman For Almost Two Years, Only To Discover That Her Tastes Were Exactly Like Mine: We Both Were Crazy About Girls.

Growing Old Is Something You Do If You're Lucky.

I'd Like To Meet The Person Who Invented Sex And See What They're Working On Now.

Only One Man In A Thousand Is A Leader Of Men -- The Other 999 Follow Women.