Time Wounds All Heels.

The Difference Between A Politician And A Snail Is That The Snail Leaves Its Slime Behind. Whoever Named It Necking Was A Poor Judge Of Anatomy.

What Have Future Generations Ever Done For Us?

To Write An Autobiography Of Groucho Marx Would Be As Asinine As To Read An Autobiography Of Groucho Marx.

Thirteen At A Table Is Unlucky Only, When The Hostess Has Only Twelve Chops.

You're Heading For A Breakdown. Why Don't You Pull Yourself To Pieces?