I Think You've Got Something There, But

A Hospital Bed Is A Parked Taxi With The Meter Running.

While Money Can't Buy Happiness, It Certainly Lets You Choose Your Own Form Of Misery.

Dig Trenches? With Our Men Being Killed Off Like Flies? There Isn't Time To Dig Trenches. We'll Have To Buy Them Ready Made.

Well, Art Is Art, Isn't It? Still, On The Other Hand, Water Is Water.

In France, For Example, It Is Not Unusual For A Husband To Have A Wife And A Mistress. However, If In Addition To These Two He's Also Having A Fling With A Fringe Tootsie, Both The Wife And The Mistress Are Outraged And The Combination Lover, Husband, And Cheat May Well Wind Up With A Large French Bread Knife Between His Ribs.