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The First Time I Sang In The Church Choir; Two Hundred People Changed Their Religion.

With The Advance Of Refrigeration, I Hope That Along With The Frozen Foods Someday We Will Have Frozen Conversation. A Person Will Be Able To Keep A Frozen Promise Indefinitely.

My Hometown Was So Dull That One Time The Tide Went Out And Never Came Back.

A Molehill Man Is A Pseudo-busy Executive Who Comes To Work At 9 Am And Finds A Molehill On His Desk. He Has Until 5 Pm To Make This Molehill Into A Mountain. An Accomplished Molehill Man Will Often Have His Mountain Finished Before Lunch.

Everything Is For The Eye These Days - Tv, Life, Look, The Movies. Nothing Is Just For The Mind. The Next Generation Will Have Eyeballs As Big As Cantaloupes And No Brain At All.