When Jack Benny Plays The Violin, It

Hanging Is Too Good For A Man Who Makes Puns; He Should Be Drawn And Quoted.

The Vice-president Of An Advertising Agency Is A Bit Of Executive Fungus That Forms On A Desk That Has Been Exposed To Conference.

California Is A Fine Place To Live - If You Happen To Be An Orange.

Most Of Us Spend The First Six Days Of Each Week Sowing Wild Oats; Then We Go To Church On Sunday And Pray For A Crop Failure.

Hush, Little Bright Line, Don’t You Cry You’ll Be A Cliché By And By.