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Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Television.

The Average Vice-president Is A Form Of Executive Fungus That Attaches Itself To A Desk. On A Boat This Growth Would Be Called A Barnacle.

Television Is A Device That Permits People Who Haven't Anything To Do To Watch People Who Can't Do Anything.

A Committee Is A Group Of The Unprepared, Appointed By The Unwilling To Do The Unnecessary.

Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over People.