If The Grass Is Greener In The

Most Of Us Spend The First Six Days Of Each Week Sowing Wild Oats; Then We Go To Church On Sunday And Pray For A Crop Failure.

Three Million Frogs' Legs Are Served In Paris - Daily. Nobody Knows What Became Of The Rest Of The Frogs.

Television Is A Medium Because Anything Well Done Is Rare.

After Quitting Radio I Was Able To Live On The Money I Saved On Aspirins.

He Writes So Well He Makes Me Feel Like Putting My Quill Back In My Goose.