Never Go To Bed Mad. Stay Up

You've Got To Realize That When All Goes Well, And Everything Is Beautiful, You Have No Comedy. It's When Somebody Steps On The Bride's Train, Or Belches During The Ceremony That You've Got Comedy!

Some Wives Have Model Husbands, I Got One That Needed Remodeling.

When I Go To Bed At Night, I've Got So Much Grease On My Body I Wear Snow Chains To Hold Up My Gown.

Once Fang Took Pep Pills And They Worked - The Only Time He Ever Ran To Bed.

Self-pity Is Better Than None.