Never Go To Bed Mad. Stay Up

I Buried A Lot Of My Ironing In The Back Yard.

I Have Nothing Against Dogs. I Just Hate Rugs That Go Squish-squish.

The Reason I'm Not An Alcoholic Is I Don't Like To Drink In Front Of The Kids . . . And When You're Away From Them, Who Needs It?.

I Am Descended From A Very Long Line My Mother Once Foolishly Listened To.

Keep At Least One Window Pane Clean To Check The Weather. Once When I Didn't Do This I Sent The Kids Off With Umbrellas For Six Weeks Straight.