Never Go To Bed Mad. Stay Up

Just Because I Have Rice On My Clothes Doesn't Mean I've Been To A Wedding. A Chinese Man Threw Up On Me.

There's So Little Money In My Bank Account, My Scenic Checks Show A Ghetto.

Before You Get Married You Should Meet Your Fiance's Parents. It Is Not Enough That You Like His Parole Officer.

I Hate Smart Sales Clerks. I Said To One, What Do You Have In Lingerie? She Says, More Than You'll Ever Have!

Carry An Oar When You Drive. Three Times I've Ended Up In Water.