I Never Made `who's Who,' But I'm

There's Such A Buildup Of Crud In My Oven, There's Only Room To Bake A Single Cupcake.

Have You Ever Known Anyone Who Bought A Fruitcake For Himself? Of Course Not. They Are Purchased As Christmas Gifts, Mostly For People You Don't Particularly Like.

Just The Other Day I Said To Fang, "don't You Think We've Got A Storybook Romance?" And He Said, "yes, And Every Page Is Ripped.

The Doctor Looked My Body Over. I Said: Is There Any Hope? He Said: Yes. Reincarnation.

You Know What Keeps Me Humble? Mirrors!