I Never Made `who's Who,' But I'm

Your Husband Is Lazy If The Directions On His Medicine Say, "a Teaspoon Before Going To Bed," And In One Day He Uses Seven Bottles.

There's Such A Buildup Of Crud In My Oven, There's Only Room To Bake A Single Cupcake.

Everybody Knows How Much Time Fang Spends In Bed. A Local Store That Gives A 30 Days' Trial On Mattresses Gives Fang Only 15 Days.

Never Go To Bed Angry, Stay Up And Fight.

I Want My Children To Have All The Things I Couldn't Afford. Then I Want To Move In With Them.