I Never Made `who's Who,' But I'm

We Californians Are Constantly Accused Of Not Having Seasons, But We Do. We Have Fire, Flood, Mud, And Drought.

When Buying A New House ... Buy The House Far Enough Away From School So Your Kids Can't Come Home For Lunch.

I Once Wore A Peekaboo Blouse. People Would Peek And Then They’d Boo.

... If They [your Children] Write Their Names In The Dust On The Furniture, Don't Let Them Put The Year.

Religion Is Such A Medieval Idea. Don't Get Me Started. I Have Thought About Every Facet Of Religion, And I Can't Buy Any Of It.