I'm Liberace Without A Piano.

I Have This Beautiful Antique Silver Wine Decanter That I Bought At An Auction. I Always Pour Wine From That.

I Can't Even Get Three Weeks Off To Have Cosmetic Surgery.

Peter Marshall: A Western Saddle Has A Curved Horn On The Front To Hold Something For The Cowboy. What Is It?

I Don't Know Who The Hell Paul Lynde Is, Or Why He's Funny, And I Prefer It To Be A Mystery To Me.

If I Hadn't Become A Celebrity, I'd Probably Be An Alcoholic.