I'm Liberace Without A Piano.

If I Hadn't Become A Celebrity, I'd Probably Be An Alcoholic.

My Father Was Adamant In His Disapproval Of My Interest In Show Business.

The Dining Room In My Old House Was Truly Magnificent, But By Far The Worst Room For Conversation. I'd Get Up From The Table, A Very Long Table, And Somebody Would Always Say, Paul, I Never Got To Talk To You.

My Table Seats Eight, So That's My Maximum. Having A Small Number Of Guests Is The Only Way To Generate Good Conversation. Besides, Your Whole House Doesn't Get Wrecked That Way.

Someday I'm Going To Go Onstage In A Dress If I Want To.