I'm Liberace Without A Piano.

I Sang In The Choir For Years, Even Though My Family Belonged To Another Church.

Comedy Is Exaggerated Realism. It Can Be Stretched To The Almost Ludicrous, But It Must Always Be Believable.

Women Are My Best Friends, My Best Audience. If I Look Out From The Stage And See A Lot Of Men, I Know I'm In Trouble

I Cant Stand Those Food Cult People Who Bring Their Own Food Into The House. All Those Little Thermoses And Paper Bags-it Makes The Other Guests Uncomfortable.

Learning Lines Is On My Mind Until I Do Know Them. I'll Read The Paper Or Paint The House To Keep From Starting To Memorize. I've Never Found An Easy Way.