Someday I'm Going To Go Onstage In

Women Are My Best Friends, My Best Audience. If I Look Out From The Stage And See A Lot Of Men, I Know I'm In Trouble

I Have An Ulcer. It Has An Iq Of 185.

I'm Liberace Without A Piano.

As Far As Cookbooks Go, I Think Joy Of Cooking Is A Classic. I've Used It Over And Over Again. Julia Child Frustrates Me. By The Time You Get All Her Herbs Together, You're Exhausted

It Was The Worst Moment Of My Life. The Producer Came Up And Talked Me Back Into Going On Stage.