Someday I'm Going To Go Onstage In

If I Hadn't Become A Celebrity, I'd Probably Be An Alcoholic.

A Closet Full Of Wire Hangers Can Be The Most Dangerous Place In The World.

Women Are My Best Friends, My Best Audience. If I Look Out From The Stage And See A Lot Of Men, I Know I'm In Trouble

It Was The Worst Moment Of My Life. The Producer Came Up And Talked Me Back Into Going On Stage.

My Following Is Straight. I'm So Glad.