Someday I'm Going To Go Onstage In

If I'm Not Working, I Don't Know What To Do.

It Was The Worst Moment Of My Life. The Producer Came Up And Talked Me Back Into Going On Stage.

I Feel Now It's Useless To Keep Hoping. The Way Things Are Today, We Live In A World That Needs Laughter, And I've Decided If I Can Make People Laugh, I'm Making A More Important Contribution.

My Table Seats Eight, So That's My Maximum. Having A Small Number Of Guests Is The Only Way To Generate Good Conversation. Besides, Your Whole House Doesn't Get Wrecked That Way.

My Father Was Adamant In His Disapproval Of My Interest In Show Business.