I'm Getting So Old, I Don't Even

Jack Nicklaus Is A Legend In His Spare Time.

I Have 13 Dependents. All Of Them Have 140 Iq Or Better, Except Me. I'm Under 100 Iq, And I Support Them All.

They Claim Red Meat Is Bad For You. But I Never Saw A Sick-looking Tiger.

The First Time I Played The Masters, I Was So Nervous I Drank A Bottle Of Rum Before I Teed Off. I Shot The Happiest 83 Of My Life.

If You Buy A Book On Golf Instruction Buy The Thinnest Book You Can Find. The Thinner The Book, Chances Are The Easier And More Elementary The Instruction. It Can Do One Of Two Things: Help You More Or Hurt You Less. Both Are Good Compared To The Alternative.