I'm Getting So Old, I Don't Even

Then Lee Trevino And Jack Nicklaus Come In. I'll Caddie For Jack.

After All These Years, It's Still Embarrassing For Me To Play On The American Golf Tour. Like The Time I Asked My Caddie For A Sand Wedge And He Came Back Ten Minutes Later With A Ham On Rye.

When I Used To Gamble, I Looked For Players With Head Covers On Their Irons. Those Guys I Could Beat.

No One Has As Much Luck Around The Greens As One Who Practices A Lot.

I'm Playing Like Tarzan-and Scoring Like Jane.