I'm Getting So Old, I Don't Even

They Claim Red Meat Is Bad For You. But I Never Saw A Sick-looking Tiger.

I Never Prayed That I Would Make A Putt. I Prayed That I Would React Well If I Missed.

When You're Having Trouble And Topping The Ball, It Means The Ground Is Moving On You.

Only Fools Live In The Past Or Carry Envy To The Present.

Golf Is The Most Fun You Can Have With Out Taking Your Clothes Off.