I'm Getting So Old, I Don't Even

The Best Wood In Most Amateurs' Bags Is The Pencil.

After All These Years, It's Still Embarrassing For Me To Play On The American Golf Tour. Like The Time I Asked My Caddie For A Sand Wedge And He Came Back Ten Minutes Later With A Ham On Rye.

He Told Me Just To Keep The Ball Low.

Golf Is The Most Fun You Can Have With Out Taking Your Clothes Off.

Take Less Time To Read The Scorecard And More Time To Read The Hole.