I'm A Schizophrenic Mix Of Wannabe Glamourpuss

I'm Very Bad At Having Heroes. I Don't Rate Anyone Particularly Highly Because I'm So Snide And Competitive And Not Very Nice.

I'm Very Jealous Of My Daughter's Education. She's Been Inspired By Her Teachers, And Nobody Inspired Me As A Teenager.

I Can't Watch Other People Doing Comedy. As Soon As Somebody Starts Being Funny I Have To Turn Off Because It Upsets Me. I Get Comedy Indigestion. I Just Hate Anybody Else Being Funny. That's My Job.

Women Are More Emotional, And It's Natural To Talk About It.

I Am Not Sure Gender Ever Won't Be An Issue In Comedy, Because I Think That Women Do Have Different Priorities In Some Respects.