I'm A Schizophrenic Mix Of Wannabe Glamourpuss

I've Got A Hat Face. My Mother Always Said I've Got A Hat Face

The Comedy I Like The Best Is Comedy I Can't Do, Stuff That Doesn't Touch My Arena.

My Daughter Has Always Had A Strong Sense Of Her Own Identity. From The Day She Was Born Her Father And I Were In Love With And In Awe Of Her And Still Are.

I've Never Been Prudish.

I Don't Do Marriage. I Think It's Incredibly Naff. And I Don't Like Vulgar Displays Of Ostentation.