I've Got A Hat Face. My Mother

My Older Sister Is Bossy, My Brother Is A Stirrer And Me - Well, I Am Perfect!

I'm Very Bad At Having Heroes. I Don't Rate Anyone Particularly Highly Because I'm So Snide And Competitive And Not Very Nice.

I'm A Schizophrenic Mix Of Wannabe Glamourpuss And Absolute Slob, And My Style Is Very Much Magistrate-meets-barmaid.

There Should Be More Booing In Shops And Restaurants And Places Like That When When The Service Is Bad. If You've Had A Poor Breakfast In A Hotel, You Should Put Your Knife And Fork Down And Boo.

I Know The New Comedy God Is Surrealism, But It Doesn't Touch My Heart.