I've Got A Hat Face. My Mother

As A Five-year-old In Berlin In 1965, I Didn't Know That Funny Women Existed. It Wasn't Until I Got Back To England That I Realised Women Could Be Funny.

Well, I Really Don't Like Heights. I Don't Get On The Top Deck Of A Double-decker Because That's A Bit High For Me. I Always Feel That I'm Going To Hurl Myself Off, So Heights Are A Problem.

I Don't Do Marriage. I Think It's Incredibly Naff. And I Don't Like Vulgar Displays Of Ostentation.

As A Rule, Wearing A Bigger Pair Of Jeans Looks Better Than Squishing Yourself Into A Pair Of Jeans That Used To Fit Before You Gave Up Smoking.

Women Are More Emotional, And It's Natural To Talk About It.