I've Never Been Prudish.

I Don't Think I'm Successful.

I Am Best Viewed From A Distance.

Without Fake Tan I Have The Skin Tones Of A Dead Jellyfish.

I Think My Siblings Sometimes Have To Defend Me Within Their Social Circles - They Are Both Barristers.

The Only Way To Go On Holiday Is With Your Expectations At Ground Level. Convince Yourself Before You Go That The Weather's Going To Be Dreadful And There Will Be Nylon Sheets. You'll Then Be Pleasantly Surprised.