I've Never Been Prudish.

I Am Very Short-sighted, And If I Don't Like A Situation I Take My Glasses Off.

I Can Eat A Man, But I'm Not Sure Of The Fiber Content.

A Good Fart Joke Makes Me Bawl With Laughter, So Will Somebody Farting. And The Word 'poo.' You Can't Beat A Good Poo Joke.

As A Rule, Wearing A Bigger Pair Of Jeans Looks Better Than Squishing Yourself Into A Pair Of Jeans That Used To Fit Before You Gave Up Smoking.

Family Is The One Thing That Is Definitely Not Disposable.