The Comedy I Like The Best Is

Well, I'm Not Good With Sliminess. I Hate The Thought Of Creatures That Have Slime On Them Or Creatures That Leave A Slimy Trail. At Home, The Sight Of A Slug Can Bring Up My Breakfast.

I Love Fashion, But I Don't Come From A Background Of Loving Clothes, And I Remember Feeling Badly Dressed From A Young Age.

I Can Eat A Man, But I'm Not Sure Of The Fiber Content.

I Know The New Comedy God Is Surrealism, But It Doesn't Touch My Heart.

I Can't Tan Naturally.