I Shook Hands With A Friendly Arab.

Said Hamlet To Ophelia, I'll Draw A Sketch Of Thee. What Kind Of Pencil Shall I Use? 2b Or Not 2b?

Contraceptives Should Be Used On Every Conceivable Occasion.

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder, Get It Out With Optrex.

Money Can't Buy You Happiness But It Does Bring You A More Pleasant Form Of Misery.

Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War A Mistake!