I Shook Hands With A Friendly Arab.

You Can Fool Some Of The People All Of The Time, And All The People Some Of The Time, Which Is Just Long Enough To Be President Of The United States.

My Father Confused Me. From The Ages Of One To Seven, I Thought My Name Was Jesus Christ!

Her Mother Was A Cultivated Woman - She Was Born In A Greenhouse

If You Kill Me, I Promise You - You Will Never Take Me Alive.

If I Don't Eat Soon, I'll Die Of Hunger; And If I Die, I Won't Eat Soon.