I Shook Hands With A Friendly Arab.

I Shook Hands With A Friendly Arab. I Still Have My Right Arm To Prove It.

I Spent Many Years Laughing At Harry Secombe's Singing Until Somebody Told Me That It Wasn't A Joke.

My Father Was My Greatest Inspiration. He Was A Lunatic.

Chopsticks Are One Of The Reasons The Chinese Never Invented Custard.

For Ten Years Caesar Ruled With An Iron Hand. Then With A Wooden Foot, And Finally With A Piece Of String.