If A Man Dies When You Hang

Render Any Politician Down And There's Enough Fat To Fry An Egg.

Is There Anything Worn Under The Kilt? No, It's All In Perfect Working Order.

For Ten Years Caesar Ruled With An Iron Hand. Then With A Wooden Foot, And Finally With A Piece Of String.

I'm Irish. We Think Sideways

All I Ask Is The Chance To Prove That Money Can't Make Me Happy.