Congratulations To Whoever Is Finally Booking Music

I Ruined My Hands In The Ring. The Referee Kept Stepping On Them.

Golf Is A Hard Game To Figure. One Day You Will Go Out And Slice It And Shank It, Hit Into All The Traps And Miss Every Green. The Next Day You Go Out And, For No Reason At All, You Really Stink.

I Have A Wonderful Make-up Crew. They're The Same People Restoring The Statue Of Liberty.

We Flew Over To England By The Same Route Churchill Took. It Was Easy. All We Had To Do Was Follow The Cigar Ashes.

Timing Is The Essence Of Life, And Definitely Of Comedy.