You Never Get Tired Unless You Stop

Perfume Acts As An Anesthetic. By The Time She Floats A Little Your Way, You'll Promise Her Anything.

I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates Are Running For The White House Or Animal House.

The Only Thing Chicken About Israel Is Their Soup.

You Can Calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's Age By The Rings On Her Fingers.

Baseball Is A Soap Opera That Plays Out Day After Day, One That A Lot Of Elderly Women Watch Until The Characters And The Plot Becomes A Part Of Their Life. She Got To Enjoy The Personal Side Of The Players. They Were Her Kids. The Braves Were Her Family.