I'll Never Forget My Wedding Day... They

She Got Her Looks From Her Father. He's A Plastic Surgeon.

Wives Are People Who Feel They Don't Dance Enough.

Love Flies Out The Door When Money Comes Innuendo.

Mrs. Teasdale Calls For Rescue And Firefly Delivers The Famous Line To His Cohorts As They Rescue Her: "remember, You're Fighting For This Woman's Honor, Which Is Probably More Than She Ever Did."

When You're In Jail, A Good Friend Will Be Trying To Bail You Out. A Best Friend Will Be In The Cell Next To You Saying, 'damn, That Was Fun.'