Yes, Darling, Let Me Cover Your Face

As Soon As I Get Through With You, You'll Have A Clear Case For Divorce And So Will My Wife.

My Favourite Poem Is The One That Starts 'thirty Days Hath September' Because It Actually Tells You Something.

Getting Older Is No Problem. You Just Have To Live Long Enough.

Policeman: "a Hermit Eh? Then Why's Your Table Set For Four?" Groucho: "that's Nothing. My Alarm Clock Is Set For Eight.

I Would Never Join A Country Club With Standards So Low As To Allow Me As A Member.