No One Is Completely Unhappy At The

Anybody Who Doesn't Like This Book Is Healthy

Ice Water? Get Some Onions - That'll Make Your Eyes Water!

I Started Smoking As Soon As I Went On The Stage. I'd Make Cigars Out Of The Morning World When I Was A Kid.

A Hospital Bed Is A Parked Taxi With The Meter Running.

I Did Toy With The Idea Of Doing A Cook-book. . . . I Think A Lot Of People Who Hate Literature But Love Fried Eggs Would Buy It If The Price Was Right.