Ignorance Is The Wet-nurse Of Prejudice.

The Happiest Time In Any Man's Life Is When He Is In Red-hot Pursuit Of A Dollar With A Reasonable Prospect Of Overtaking It.

Advice Can Be Like Cod Liver Oil, Easy Enough To Administer But Not So Pleasant To Take For Anybody.

Laughter Is The Sensation Of Feeling Good All Over And Showing It Principally In One Place.

To Bring Up A Child In The Way He Should Go, Travel That Way Yourself Once In A While.

If You Ever Find Happiness By Hunting For It, You Will Find It, As The Old Woman Did Her Lost Spectacles, Safe On Her Own Nose All The Time.