Tears Are A Good Alterative, But A

Fun Is A Sugar-coated Physic.

There Is Nothing So Easy To Learn As Experience And Nothing So Hard To Apply.

Most People Repent Their Sins By Thanking God They Ain't So Wicked As Their Neighbors.

Lying Is Like Trying To Hide In A Fog: If You Move About You're In Danger Of Bumping Your Head Against The Truth, And As Soon As The Fog Blows Off, You Are Gone Anyhow.

Love Is Said To Be Blind, But I Know Some Fellows In Love Who Can See Twice As Much In Their Sweethearts As I Do.