The Great Art Of Writing Is Knowing

Satire That Is Seasonable And Just Is Often More Effectual Than Law Or Gospel.

My Advice To Those Who Are About To Begin, In Earnest, The Journey Of Life, Is To Take Their Heart In One Hand And A Club In The Other.

Put An Englishman Into The Garden Of Eden, And He Would Find Fault With The Whole Blasted Concern; Put A Yankee In, And He Would See Where He Could Alter It To Advantage; Put An Irishman In, And He Would Want To Boss The Thing; Put A Dutchman In, And He Would Proceed To Plant It.

I Have Never Known A Person To Live To Be One Hundred And Be Remarkable For Anything Else.

To Bring Up A Child In The Way He Should Go, Travel That Way Yourself Once In A While.