Everyone Who Does The Best He Can

Vanity Is A Strange Passion; Rather Than Be Out Of A Job It Will Brag Of Its Vices.

Put An Englishman Into The Garden Of Eden, And He Would Find Fault With The Whole Blasted Concern; Put A Yankee In, And He Would See Where He Could Alter It To Advantage; Put An Irishman In, And He Would Want To Boss The Thing; Put A Dutchman In, And He Would Proceed To Plant It.

A Dog Is The Only Thing On Earth That Loves You More Than You Love Yourself.

It Ain't No Disgrace For A Man To Fall, But To Lie There And Grunt Is.

The Best Creed We Can Have Is Charity Toward The Creeds Of Others.