If You're Not Having Fun, You're Doing

Clowns Work As Well As Aspirin, But Twice As Fast.

I Think That The Peeps Or Peppies Or Pipes Diaries Would Be Much More Popular Had There Been A Universal Pronuncation Of His Name.

The Secret Of Life Is Honesty And Fair Dealing. If You Can Fake That, You've Got It Made.

Send Two Dozen Roses To Room 424 And Put "emily, I Love You" On The Back Of The Bill.

When Discovered By His Wife, Kissing The Maid, Groucho Said, "i Was Just Whispering In Her Mouth"