If You're Not Having Fun, You're Doing

It's Hard To Get Ivory In Africa, But In Alabama The Tuscaloosa

Man Does Not Control His Own Fate. The Women In His Life Do That For Him.

I Love My Cigar Too, But I Take It Out Of My Mouth Once In A While.

When You're In Jail, A Good Friend Will Be Trying To Bail You Out. A Best Friend Will Be In The Cell Next To You Saying, 'damn, That Was Fun.'

What Have Future Generations Ever Done For Us?