If You're Not Having Fun, You're Doing

Jail Is No Place For A Young Fellow. There's No Advancement.

Heifer Cow Is Better Than None, But This Is No Time For Puns

Some Day There Will Have To Be Some New Rules Established About Name-calling. I Don't Mean The Routine Cursing That Goes On Between Husband And Wife, But The Naming Of Defenseless, Unsuspecting Babies.

If You Find It Hard To Laugh At Yourself, I Would Be Happy To Do It For You.

Bel Air, I Am Convinced, Was Laid Out By Some Diabolic Sadist Who Deliberately Decided Not To Use A Compass Or A Surveyor.