It's Hard To Get Ivory In Africa,

Whatever It Is, I'm Against It.

Women Should Be Obscene, Not Heard.

We Took Pictures Of The Native Girls, But They Weren't Developed. . . But We're Going Back Next Week.

Hail, Hail Freedonia, Land Of The Free!

Groucho: You Know I Think You're The Most Beautiful Woman In The World? Woman: Really? Groucho: No, But I Don't Mind Lying If It Gets Me Somewhere.