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A Dictator's Chief Problem Is Keeping The Stomachs Of His Subjects Full While Keeping Their Heads Empty.

Etymology: From Latin Ad-, "to" + Visum, Past Participle Of Videre, "to See". Advice Is What You Get From Your Parents When You Are Growing Up, And From Your Children When You Are Growing Old.

A Bureaucrat Is An Official Who Is Clothed With Power And Whom It Doesn't Fit.

The Quizzical Expression Of The Monkey At The Zoo Comes From His Wondering Whether He Is His Brother's Keeper, Or His Keeper's Brother.

The Man Who Has A Girl In Every Port Is Not A Sailor But A Wholesaler.