The Tongue Is The Only Muscle In

The Only Place Where You Can Find Equality Is In The Cemetery.

Many A Man Works Himself To Death By Burying Himself In His Work.

The Little Boy Who Goes To The Store And Forgets What His Mother Sent Him For, Will Probably Grow Up To Be A Congressman.

Divorce Is The Key That Opens The Strongbox Where The Bonds Of Matrimony Are Kept Under Wedlock.

It's Surprising How Much Wisdom Every Man Possesses -- If Not For His Own Affairs, Then For The Affairs Of Others.