This May Be The Age Of Automation,

Some Members Of Congress Ought To Have Their Mouths Taped Instead Of Their Speeches.

Consistency Is A Jewel, But Too Much Jewelry Is Vulgar.

The Mint Makes It First, It Is Up To You To Make It Last.

A Batch Of Credit Cards Fattens A Wallet Before It Thins It.

All Things Come To Him Who Waits, But They Are Mostly Leftovers From Those Who Didn't Wait.