Some Men Are So Eager For Success

Public Speaking Is The Art Of Diluting A Two-minute Idea With A Two-hour Vocabulary.

Everything Comes To Him Who Waits -- If He Waits Till It Comes.

Housework Is What A Woman Does That Nobody Notices Unless She Hasn't Done It.

Communism Is A Form Of Society Where The Less People Have To Eat, The More They Have To Swallow.

Nothing Ages Your Car As Much As The Sight Of Your Neighbor's New One.