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Housework Is What A Woman Does That Nobody Notices Unless She Hasn't Done It.

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Definition Of A Statistician: A Man Who Believes Figures Don't Lie, But Admits Than Under Analysis Some Of Them Won't Stand Up Either.

Some People Would Never Get Any Exercise At All If They Didn't Have To Walk To Their Cars.

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