Many A Girl Who Can't Dance Well

Common Sense Is Usually Lack Of Imagination, And Imagination Is Usually Lack Of Common Sense.

The Best Way To Spoil A Good Story Is By Sticking To The Facts.

The Lord Takes Care Of His Own, But Church Trustees Still Put Lightning Rods On The Steeple.

Conscience Is What Makes A Boy Tell His Mother Before His Sister Does.

The Only Thing Worse Than Being On The Wrong Side Of An Argument Is To Be On The Right Side With No One Listening.