Many A Girl Who Can't Dance Well

When Laziness Attacks A Woman, It Always Avoids Her Tongue.

Next Time A Man Tells You Talk Is Cheap, Ask Him If He Knows How Much A Session Of Congress Costs.

The Difference Between Two Men Is Usually A Woman.

There's Only One Kind Of Common Sense But A Thousand Varieties Of Stupidity.

A Woman Is Always Ready To Describe Another Woman As Charming, But Only If The Other Woman Is Not Charming.