I Live By Three Rules: I Eat

If You Can't Say Something Nice About Someone, Come And Sit Right Here Next To Me.

I Have A Simple Philosophy: Fill What's Empty. Empty What's Full. Scratch Where It Itches.

I Valued My Independence From An Early Age And Was Always Something Of A Individualist … Well, A Show-off Anyway.

I Can Be President Of The United States, Or I Can Control Alice. I Cannot Possibly Do Both.

My Father Always Wanted To Be The Corpse At Every Funeral, The Bride At Every Wedding And The Baby At Every Christening.