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I Live By Three Rules: I Eat When I'm Hungry, Sleep When I'm Tired And Scratch When I Itch.

-Alice Roosevelt Longworth

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I Live By Three Rules: I Eat

Alice Roosevelt Longworth

I Live By Three Rules: I Eat When I'm Hungry, Sleep When I'm Tired And Scratch When I Itch.

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