I Live By Three Rules: I Eat

I Live By Three Rules: I Eat When I'm Hungry, Sleep When I'm Tired And Scratch When I Itch.

... [woman Suffrage] Has Made Little Difference Beyond Doubling The Number Of Voters. There Is No Woman's Vote As Such. They Divide Up Just About As Men Do.

He Looks As Though He's Been Weaned On A Pickle.

You Can't Make A Souffle Rise Twice.

My Specialty Is Detached Malevolence.