You Can't Make A Souffle Rise Twice.

Never Trust A Man Who Combs His Hair Straight From His Left Armpit.

People In Washington Seem As Hypnotized By Precedence As Though They Were Hens With Their Beaks On A Chalk Line.

My Specialty Is Detached Malevolence.

I Can Be President Of The United States, Or I Can Control Alice. I Cannot Possibly Do Both.

If You Don't Have Anything Nice To Say About Anyone..come Sit By Me.