If You Had Five Photos Of Anuses,

Knowledge Is Almost Annoying.

Yesterday, I Did Some Painting Then Went Out To Buy An Onion And Came Home And Watched 'university Challenge.' The Onion Was Probably The Highlight.

Be The Ugly One, Look At The Nice One.

If You Live In A Glass House, Don't Be Chucking Stuff About.

I Mean, I Don't Really Go Out At Night In Terms Of Noisy, Busy Places; I Prefer More Of A Quiet Corner Somewhere.