If You Had Five Photos Of Anuses,

Fishing: I Don't Really Like It. I Don't Really Like The Expression On The Fish's Face.

Classes Teaching You How To Breathe. I'm 32, I Think I've Got The Hang Of It.

If You’re Worrying About The Wrinkles On Your Bollocks I’d Say Your Life’s Pretty Good

The Other Day I Was Thinking - Because I Get A Lot Of Headaches - I Was Wondering Whether The Head Should Be Where It Is. Because, At The End Of The Day, It's Probably The Heaviest Part Of Your Body, Right? And Yet It's At The Top As Opposed To, I Don't, Dangling At The Bottom Somewhere.

Why Didn't Evolution Make A Giraffe Good At Carpentry So It Could Build A Ladder?