If You Had Five Photos Of Anuses,

I've Got Loads Of Nieces And Nephews.

I Think It's Clever How Rome Have Kept A Load Of Old Stuff. There's No Overheads, Yet People Are Going Over There To See It.

Making The 'an Idiot Abroad' Series, I Was Really Dreading Going To India; I Thought I'd Hate It. It Was A Nightmare, And I Was Really Ill - Just Like Everyone Says.

I Don't Know Any Londoners 'cos I'm From Manchester.

If Dracula Can’t See His Reflection, How Come His Parting’s Always Neat?