If You Live In A Glass House,

I Don't Know Any Londoners 'cos I'm From Manchester.

I've Always Wanted To Kick A Duck Up The Arse

People Always Tell Me I'm Going To Regret Not Having Kids. But What If I Have One And Then I Regret Having It? Has Anyone Thought Of That Option?

If You’re Not Happy Looking A Knob In The Face, There’s Something Wrong.

Blind People Can Stay Up Longer Than Someone With Eyes.