If You Live In A Glass House,

I'm Not A Proper Traveler. I Don't Like To Be Challenged Or Have Too Much Of A Change And Prefer A Week Away Just To Relax.

If You Are Living The Dream, How Do You Know If You Are Asleep Or Awake?

If You Had Five Photos Of Anuses, I Could Not Point Mine Out.

People Who Live In A Glass House Have To Answer The Door.

She Gave Me The Jabs And Said I Was Covered For Every Worst-case Scenario, Including Being Bitten By A Dirty Chimp. I Told Her This Is Why We Have Over-population Problems. Why Are Idiots Who Annoy Dirty Chimps Being Protected?