Be The Ugly One, Look At The

I've Always Wanted To Kick A Duck Up The Arse

Why Didn't Evolution Make A Giraffe Good At Carpentry So It Could Build A Ladder?

[jellyfish] Are 97% Water Or Something, So How Much Are They Doing? Just Give Them Another 3% And Make Them Water. It's More Useful.

I Don't Know Any Londoners 'cos I'm From Manchester.

I Don't Know What The Future Is, But You Just Do It Whilst It's There, Don't You?