Be The Ugly One, Look At The

People Eat Duck And You Think, Well, We've Got Loads Of Chickens, Leave The Ducks Alone!

I've Always Wanted To Kick A Duck Up The Arse

If You Sit In A Bath Of Pineapple Chunks, It Can Kill You. That's Well Documented.

This Is The Problem With Over-crowded Inner-city Schools There Aren't Enough Parts For Everyone In The Nativity Story.

We'll All Die Out Eventually. Humans Will Be Gone. And All I'm Saying Is, When People Worry About Polar Bears Disappearing Or Whatever, It's Like, Well That's Life, Things Will Come And Go, We'll Find New Species...