Knowledge Is Almost Annoying.

It's Easier To Have A Go At Something Again When You Failed At It As You've Got Nowt To Lose.

Whether It's A Potato Or A Nut, It's A Foodage!

The Web Is The New Book Though, Innit?

I Look At Life Like A Big Book And Sometimes You Get Half Way Through It And Go 'even Though I've Been Enjoying It, I've Had Enough. Give Us Another Book.'

If You'd Have Told Me Five Years Ago That I'd Have Done All This - Two Books, Some Television And Everything - I'd Panic, I'd Be Scared.