Knowledge Is Almost Annoying.

I Always Have A Problem Liking Things I'm Told I Should Like.

It's Not Easy Keeping A Diary. You Have To Be Pretty Committed.

If You Had Five Photos Of Anuses, I Could Not Point Mine Out.

Making The 'an Idiot Abroad' Series, I Was Really Dreading Going To India; I Thought I'd Hate It. It Was A Nightmare, And I Was Really Ill - Just Like Everyone Says.

I Think People Would Live A Bit Longer If They Didn't Know How Old They Were. Age Puts Restrictions On Things.